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 Small wizard steps on Geek's groin. Geek reacts in predictable manner |
 "I said 'bread ', not 'thread', you idiot! I was hungry!" |
 Mommy sez, "Enough talk--CAKE!!" |
 Mommy and Aunt Liz bore the Boy with girl talk...ladies, he's all man, you know |
 "Once upon a time, there were 3 or 4 wizards who promised to take us all on magical mystery tour...then the lsd wore off..." |
 Ian's first choice at the Tol made Daddy very proud: He chose a Noam Chomsky book! What a little Pinko! |
 Ian makes a second choice... |
 ...MONEY!! So he'll be a Capitalist Pig Pinko! Well, if anyone can pull it off... |
 Ian conducts the All-Poobert Philharmonic while Daddy (who's too old anyway) ineptly auditions on the thread and needle... |
 "At last, my All-Powerful Ruler Dreams have come true! Um...not quite what I had in mind.... Perhaps I should have been more specific..." |
 Daddy, Aunts Liz & Virginia, and some partially-obscured old guy watch as Ian reaches for the rice: "Hey, I said 'pass the rice' five times! Harrumph! I'll just get it myself." |
 Yes, the pants are pink. Hey, like you don't have some pictures of your wardrobe-impaired self from the '70s that you hope nobody ever finds... |
 Mommy makes a sacred vow never to make The Boy dress in pink I-Dream-Of-Genie pants ever again. Unless he gets a part in an MC Hammer video... |
 The cake sez it all. Yum. |